I received this email and thought it was really funny, at least from my point of view..hehe. To those who can relate, go laugh with me!
When a panel of Doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their
hospital, the Allergologists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists
advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians
stated that they were all labouring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists
considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, “Over my
dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it!
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow. Plastic Surgeons said,”This puts a whole new face on the matter.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole who didn’t give a shit.